DUOLINGO IS FLYING WHILE ELI LILYS CRYING
- Mr. Bullish

- Aug 7
- 3 min read
🪙 Crypto & 401(k)s: A Game-Changer Incoming
President Trump is set to sign an executive order letting 401(k) retirement plans invest in alternative assets like cryptocurrency (Bitcoin & Ethereum), private equity, and real estate—a major shift from the usual stocks-and-bonds menu.
This could open access for millions of savers to the massive $9–12 trillion retirement market.
🚀Crypto Reacts Fast
The announcement caused Bitcoin to rally ~2%, reaching over $116,000, while Ethereum surged 7%.
Even Coinbase’s stock climbed nearly 3.5%, showing growing enthusiasm for digital assets.
💡What This Means
Crypto could go mainstream: Suddenly, retirement plans might include crypto, turning it from niche to normalized.
Regulatory reviews underway: The SEC and Labor Department are being asked to adjust rules to make this real.
Caution flagged by critics: Concerns include crypto’s volatility, lack of liquidity, higher fees, and potential legal issues—so don’t expect this rollout to be instant.
📦DoorDash (DASH)—Delivery Dominates +3%
Q2 EPS: $0.65 vs $0.44 expected (from a loss last year!)
Revenue: $3.28B (+25%), beating forecasts
Orders: 761M (↑20%), GOV $24.2B (↑23%)
Stock Jump: +8.5% — investor hype is real
Outlook: Strong Q3 forecast; convenience economy magic 👌
Foundation: P/E ~in high teens/20s, no dividend; valued for growth
Rating: Strong Buy — hype meets profit runway
Holders: Vanguard, Fidelity
📚Duolingo (DUOL) — Learning Gains Altitude +30%
Q2: Big beat on revenue & bookings; user growth surging
Stock: Soared ~25% pre-market—AI boost pumping up confidence
Outlook: Raised full-year revenue forecast
Basics: High P/S (reflecting scale), investing ahead of returns
Rating: Overweight (JPMorgan), PT trimmed to $500
Holders: Institutional growth-chasers like ARK, Vanguard
💊Eli Lilly (LLY) — Earnings Beat, Drug Doubt -15%
Q2: Sales $15.56B, EPS $6.31 — both beat expectations
Stock Falls: –13% on disappointing weight-loss pill data
Future: Still optimistic with Zepbound & Mounjaro; caution from analysts remains
Financials: P/E ~18×, solid dividend yield (~1%), cash-generating
Rating: Hold—bullish on fundamentals, bearish on R&D risk
Holders: Vanguard, BlackRock
📱AppLovin (APP) —AdTech Livewire, Stock Surprised +10%
Q2 Results: Revenue $1.26B, EPS $2.39 vs expectations of $1.99 — boom!
Stock Reaction: Down ~7% in after-hours—cash flow dipped, buybacks dropped
Outlook: Strong ad revenue growth (↑77%), pivoting from gaming apps to broader markets
Value: High P/E, aggressive growth play
Rating: Overweight (analysts); PT ~ $485
Holders: Growth-focused funds
🏨Airbnb (ABNB) — Travel Strong, But… -7%
Q2: EPS $1.03 vs $0.94; revenue $3.1B vs $3.03B consensus—beat!
Stock Reaction: –7% — due to margin worries and $200M new services investment
Future: Long-term growth in experiences, but near-term profits should watch
Foundation: P/E ~30×, no dividend, reinvesting heavily
Rating: Mixed—Hold to Outperform, depending on execution
Holders: Vanguard, BlackRock
Forecasted revenue $3.03B and EPS $0.94 for Q2, still waiting for official actuals.
🏦Brookfield (BN) —Strong Q2 + Stock Split -1%
For Q2: Distributable earnings rose ~13% to $1.30/share
Move: Announced a 3-for-2 stock split and record $177B deployable capital
Feels: Solid into alternative assets + shareholder-friendly moves
Rating: Buy — conservative, stable, yield+growth flavor
Holders: Brookfield insiders, institutional long-hold funds
🚑 McKesson (MCK) — Mixed Results -6%
Earnings beat (~$8.26 adj), but revenue missed — sales still up ~19% YoY
No dramatic stock move; med-distribution steady-as-it-goes
Rating: Hold — boring but necessary in healthcare
🎰DraftKings (DKNG) —All-Time Ride, Some Caution -2%
Strong Q2 earnings and record revenue, but active users growth slowing
Stock reaction variable—huge pops followed by pullbacks in past
Valuation: P/E steep; speculative fun
Rating: Hold — high potential, but high risk if momentum fades










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